I met this girl at a bus stop, and she told me to stop procrastinating and do my damn homework, instead of watching Angry Video Game Nerd videos, reading recaps of The X Files, and lurking in bus stops at inappropriate times.

GODDAMN HOMEWORK.

I met this girl at a bus stop, and one thing led to another and she told me that she told this guy who told this girl who told this guy who told his grandmother who told his dog who told his television who told his creeper girlfriend who told perv man who told Megumi who told me who told Tsukiko who told Emiri who told Junko-chan who told Miharu who told her *gasps for air* that this blog was updated!

*has party*