I met this girl at a bus stop, and one thing led to another, and she took out her laptop and smacked me in the face with it.

"Wtf? What the crap was that for?" I asked the violent human next to me.

"Update your fricking blog," she said, "or I will hand your ass to you."

"Okay, okay..." I told her. I don't want to have to hold my own ass on the bus, after it has been handed to me. "I have more than one blog though, so be specific."

"The one you never update, dumbass! Jeez, you'd think that you'd have gathered that, seeing as how we are standing in a bus stop. And I am a girl. Who you met here."

The fourth wall of the bus stop suddenly fell apart and disappeared. "Shit", she exclaimed. "Sorry for breaking that fourth wall. Use the laptop that just might have broken your nose. If you don't have a new post by the time the bus comes..."

I took the computer from her, and thanked her.

"Damn straight you'll thank me! Didn't I give you a Mini Egg a couple months ago?"

"Please stop swearing," I asked her. "I don't want this blog to get flagged or anything."

"Sorry," she apologized.

The bus came.