I met this girl at a bus stop, and one thing led to another, and I found a Googlewhack at the Friday night thing:

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I met this girl at a bus stop, and one thing led to another, and OMG GOOGLEWHACK= turdmuffin hyperventilate!!

I met this girl at a bus stop, and one thing led to another, and she told me that KILCOO.

I REQUIRE KILCOO.

WE REQUIRE KILCOO.

KILCOOOOO.

If I don't get in, I will cry.

Forever.

I met this girl at a bus stop, and one thing let to another, and she told me that I could not got to the three dollar theater.

Then I realised that the girl was a man, and also my dad.

Bah.

I met this girl at a bus stop, and on thing let to another and OMGUPDATE!

She also said that it was November, and I was like "November? WUT? this can not be! there are not only six and a half months of school left!"

I met this girl at a bus stop, and she told me to stop procrastinating and do my damn homework, instead of watching Angry Video Game Nerd videos, reading recaps of The X Files, and lurking in bus stops at inappropriate times.

GODDAMN HOMEWORK.

I met this girl at a bus stop, and one thing led to another and she told me that she told this guy who told this girl who told this guy who told his grandmother who told his dog who told his television who told his creeper girlfriend who told perv man who told Megumi who told me who told Tsukiko who told Emiri who told Junko-chan who told Miharu who told her *gasps for air* that this blog was updated!

*has party*

I met this girl at a bus stop, and one thing led to another, and she told me that The Lutzen Legacy ended.

;__;

Goodbye, best legacy ever.

I met this girl at a bus stop, and one thing led to another and she told me school was back in in a week.

I cried.

I met this girl at the bus stop, and one thing led to another, and... something happened?

That was a pitiful attempt.

I met this girl at a bus stop, and one thing let to another, and she told me about her dream:

Girl: I had a dream that school was over.
Me: That wasn't a dream.
Girl: Really!!?? So that's are you are at home! *gasp*, because school is over.
Me: No crap.

I met this girl at a bus stop, and one thing led to another, and she took out her laptop and smacked me in the face with it.

"Wtf? What the crap was that for?" I asked the violent human next to me.

"Update your fricking blog," she said, "or I will hand your ass to you."

"Okay, okay..." I told her. I don't want to have to hold my own ass on the bus, after it has been handed to me. "I have more than one blog though, so be specific."

"The one you never update, dumbass! Jeez, you'd think that you'd have gathered that, seeing as how we are standing in a bus stop. And I am a girl. Who you met here."

The fourth wall of the bus stop suddenly fell apart and disappeared. "Shit", she exclaimed. "Sorry for breaking that fourth wall. Use the laptop that just might have broken your nose. If you don't have a new post by the time the bus comes..."

I took the computer from her, and thanked her.

"Damn straight you'll thank me! Didn't I give you a Mini Egg a couple months ago?"

"Please stop swearing," I asked her. "I don't want this blog to get flagged or anything."

"Sorry," she apologized.

The bus came.

I met this girl at a bus stop, and one thing led to another, and she gave me a Mini Egg.

I met this girl at a bus stop, and one thing led to another, and she told me to find a Googlewhack involving an enzyme and a craft product: glue polygalactolipase

I met this girl at a bus stop, and one thing led to another, and she told me to find a googlewhack involving Harry Potter.

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I met this girl at a bus stop, and one thing led to another, and she told me to find a Googlewhack, so here it is:
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I hope that the bus stop girl doesn't mind that I used Google as a resouce to find a Googlewhack..

I met this girl at a bus stop, and one thing led to another, and she made me find Googlewhacks.

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I met this girl at a bus stop, and one thing led to another, and she made me a blog.